GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Treat from the Outer Reaches of space has become the hottest craze on Earth! But is it safe? This juicy concoction, made from alien fruits and exotic plants, has caused quite a stir. Should you avoid it at all costs? Speculation runs rampant about the effects of this mystifying juice. It is said it grants superhuman strength and reju